And I'm super bored.
1. What's your middle name?
-Brianna
2. What are you listening to right now?
-The heater.
3. What was the last thing you ate?
-Crackers, cheese, turkey pastrami.
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
-Dakota
5. Do you drink?
-Nope.
6. Do you smoke?
-Nope.
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
-uhhhh.... I guess whatever stands out about them.
8. What is your hair color?
-Right now its a funky dark red/pink/purple/brown color. It turned out kinda funky. Naturally goldish brownish reddish
9. What is your eye color?
greyish greenish
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Nah. I've got eyes like a hawk.
11. Dogs or cats?
-Dogs.
12. What's your favorite animal?
-Hyenas and dogs.
13. What's your favorite television show?
-BUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Firefly is the runner up too.
14. What's your favorite movie?
- It was pulp fiction until a few weeks ago. Now its Rare Exports.
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
-Radiohead. Though lately I've been listening to Devotchka way too much.
16. How old are you?
-Nineteen.
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- In love? 8D
18. What's your sexual orientation?
- I absolutely love to look at women. I'm not opposed to the idea of falling in love with them? But so far I'd say i'm straight.
19. What's your favorite color?
-Green, Pink, Orange. And that nice dusty peachy/pinky/orange color i see on flowers on occasion.
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
-eh. One involves a cousin and one involves shitting myself.
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
-I wish I was cooler.
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
- a spazzy, nerdy, creep that saw lady bug ghosts and angels everywhere apparently.
23. What would your dream house be like?
- A cozy little place with a wood stove/fire place, enough room for me, dakota, and a dog or two. With lots and lots of shelves, and a window that shows a nice pottery studio in the back so I can admire my man at work. I'd like it to be somewhere wet and green, and near the river or beach.
24. What last made you laugh?
-Mom and her boyfriend making up dialogue for otters on national geographic.
25. What is your favorite word?
-Antsy.
26. What is your least favorite word?
-Agreeing with adrienne on Cunt.
27. What turns you on?
-Button ups/flannels. Happy trails. The curve where the neck meets the shoulder. Especially when its wet. ;w;
28. What turns you off?
-Absolutely anything that reminds me of my father. ANYTHING.
29. What is your star sign?
-Leo~ I don't feel i'm a big leader. But I am a picky snob that likes to be treated like a princess. And maybe if i'm hungry enough I could crush your skull feast on your corpse. I've been watching a shit ton of national geographic and never fully realized just how badass lionesses are.
30. What are your favorite books?
-The Boy Detective Fails. Runner ups are One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and The Great Perhaps.
31. Do you have any siblings?
- A little brother and a little sister.
32. Do you like to dance?
-Not at all.
33. What is your definition of cheating?
-Just being overly intimate with someone that isn't your lover. Physically, mentally or emotionally.
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
-No.
35. Do you regret anything?
-A few things.
36. Do you have any phobias?
-I think I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. Also I get shaky at end of the world conspiracies, and the idea of someone I love dying long before I do.
37. Ever broken any bones?
-Nope!
38. Ever come close to death?
-Not really?
39. What is your religion, if any?
-No religion.
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
-Yep.
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
- Its certainly a big factor?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
-My mother.
43. What is your favorite season?
-I like them all.
44. Do you have any tattoos?
-Nopers. I've thought about it. A lot. But nope.
45. Do you have any piercings?
-uhhh Three in each ear that are usually empty and a belly button piercing.
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
-1.
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
-Not exactly. Well maybe on Robert Downy jr.'s Sherlock Holmes.
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
- Zooey Deschenel, Scarlett Johannson, Michelle Rodriguez. Yes. They're all women.
49. Are you a virgin?
-Oh god no. ;w;
50. Do you get jealous easily?
-I used to. But I think lately I'm a little more secure in myself and my love life.
51. What is your favorite type of food?
-Italian. And baked goodies.
52. Do you ever want to get married?
-Yeah, why not? I'm just not in a rush like everyone else seems to be.
53. Who was your first kiss with?
-Dakoter. Unless you count when I was a wee one. Then it was a different Dakota.
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
-No, sir!
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
-Any date that involves lots of sweet talking and making out. I love kissing. So very much.
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
-Introvert.
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
-Yessir!
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
-Any talent? I feel kinda talentless lately.
59. What is your saddest memory?
-
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
-No. The only case I fully believe in is the case of my mother and Dobby.
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
-I guess in a way.
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
-I think my hairs dying because of it. ;w;
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
-I don't think so? I don't think I was ever on anyone's radar.
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
-No siree.
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
- I don't know... I've snorkeled with sting rays? I've kissed a wallaby. But that might be common knowledge? Uhhhhhhhhhh. My favorite pair of panties are covered in cow skulls.
66. Who are you jealous of?
- Anyone who has a plan or even idea as to what they want out of life. And sometimes my sister, who is a lovely girl who should be loved by everyone, my family just tends to pick favorites.
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
-Naw. Usually real animals or my boyfran.
68. How long was your longest relationship?
-Four years in January~
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
-Half full, usually.
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
-Hmmmm. Make me laugh while we have sexy time. Or laugh during sexy time. I think showing that your having fun is sexy.
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
-I feel like my social life has withered and died, and it kinda depresses me that I don't know how to answer this. ._.
72. Are you in a relationship?
-Yup.
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
-Everything. I'm not being cheesy either. Even the things that can piss me off are endearing and comforting.
74. Are you a bad person?
-Only sometimes. Mostly I think I'm good.
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
-Lover.
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
- Hung out with family, plus dakota and dal and his adorable kids, and ate an insane amount of mac n cheese.
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
- "The only time you believed in God was at night, because you were afraid" it was a letter the grandpa in The Great Perhaps sent himself, and its a letter I relate to.
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
- God. I have no idea.
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- I would go back and actually be there for my mother when she was diagnosed with cancer and going through treatments instead of being a stupid self absorbed teenager.
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
- Spend it with Dakota and my family. And eat and drink whatever I wanted.
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
-Its hard choosing one. Probably the one where I had to save alien kittens and get them of a tiny island and onto their mother ship. And whenever they hit water they dissolved.
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- Relationship.
83. Who were you in a past life?
- My moms convinced I was some sorta crazy healer. Cause she did some weird hippy past life regression thing and saw someone who was me but not really me (like in dreams I guess?) who was some healer. I was probably just someone who did nothing spectacular though.
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
- Playing pokemon shit at my old buddy Cassies house.
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- No siree.
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
- Creepy stuff.
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
- Legalize gay stuff, make it so transexuals can not be fired from their jobs for that etc, and most importantly FREE HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION FOR EVERRRRYYYOONNNEEE~
88. What is your ideal career?
- Sex ed teacher. I also fantasize about owning a tea house/cafe/art gallery in a nice pretentious town.
89. What is your political affiliation?
-Democrat?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
- Very liberal.
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
- Women. There's really only one man I've found pleasant to stare at and want to fondle and love on.
92. Do you like kissing in public?
- I like kissing anywhere.
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
-I'd make it a happy place to be. I figure that kinda covers everything.
94. Where would you like to live?
- Somewhere that's green and wet. Near the river or ocean. I really like the portland area and the coast.
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
- One of those African safari tours!
96. Describe yourself in one word.
- Cautious.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
I think I'm a weird snob that needs to figure out where she's going.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
- There's two versions. One where I'm out of college, happy, comfortable, starting a career, possibly a marriage, and living in a nice little house with Dakota and a dog. The other one is where I'm jobless, clueless, lonely, living with my mother, so deep in debt I may never get out and just generally unhappy.
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
- I don't think I've done anything great yet.
100. What is the meaning of life?
- 42