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I've worked three days in a row. 3 hour shifts. And my legs and arms are killing me. I'm convinced that maybe waitressing will be the work out I've been talking about getting and never actually getting around to. I took this little step-counter thingy, I don't know what it's called, you strap it on your hips and it counts the amount of steps you've taken, distance you've gone, calories you've burned and all that. Everyday is about five miles of running around in that tiny tiny restaurant. ;w;
I've managed to fuck up every day so far. There's been some soup disasters, customers not getting some food, mixing up sauces, forgetting to hand someones debit card back to them. I forgot to give it back, and I guess they didn't realize. Luckily it was a take-out customer so we had their number. But still. That would have been a disaster if it wasn't take-out.
I keep getting overwhelmed there, because its my first job and I don't understand half of what my boss says to me.
But I get tips. And it's kind of fun when I'm not screwing up.
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landed on my computer. And it fizzed out and died. So I had too dip into what little was in my savings account from last year when I got that poster moneys. I have a rinkydink itty bitty 250$ computer now. ;__; It's kinda cute. And it works ok. But I'm still mourning the loss of my computer.

Liquid is coming nowhere near this little guy.
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And I'm super bored.

1. What's your middle name?
-Brianna

2. What are you listening to right now?
-The heater.

3. What was the last thing you ate?
-Crackers, cheese, turkey pastrami.

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
-Dakota

5. Do you drink?
-Nope.

6. Do you smoke?
-Nope.

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
-uhhhh.... I guess whatever stands out about them.

8. What is your hair color?
-Right now its a funky dark red/pink/purple/brown color. It turned out kinda funky. Naturally goldish brownish reddish

9. What is your eye color?
greyish greenish

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Nah. I've got eyes like a hawk.

11. Dogs or cats?
-Dogs.

12. What's your favorite animal?
-Hyenas and dogs.

13. What's your favorite television show?
-BUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Firefly is the runner up too.

14. What's your favorite movie?
- It was pulp fiction until a few weeks ago. Now its Rare Exports.

15. What's your favorite band/singer?
-Radiohead. Though lately I've been listening to Devotchka way too much.

16. How old are you?
-Nineteen.

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- In love? 8D

18. What's your sexual orientation?
- I absolutely love to look at women. I'm not opposed to the idea of falling in love with them? But so far I'd say i'm straight.

19. What's your favorite color?
-Green, Pink, Orange. And that nice dusty peachy/pinky/orange color i see on flowers on occasion.

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
-eh. One involves a cousin and one involves shitting myself.

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
-I wish I was cooler.

22. What were you like when you were a kid?
- a spazzy, nerdy, creep that saw lady bug ghosts and angels everywhere apparently.

23. What would your dream house be like?
- A cozy little place with a wood stove/fire place, enough room for me, dakota, and a dog or two. With lots and lots of shelves, and a window that shows a nice pottery studio in the back so I can admire my man at work. I'd like it to be somewhere wet and green, and near the river or beach.

24. What last made you laugh?
-Mom and her boyfriend making up dialogue for otters on national geographic.

25. What is your favorite word?
-Antsy.

26. What is your least favorite word?
-Agreeing with adrienne on Cunt.

27. What turns you on?
-Button ups/flannels. Happy trails. The curve where the neck meets the shoulder. Especially when its wet. ;w;

28. What turns you off?
-Absolutely anything that reminds me of my father. ANYTHING.

29. What is your star sign?
-Leo~ I don't feel i'm a big leader. But I am a picky snob that likes to be treated like a princess. And maybe if i'm hungry enough I could crush your skull feast on your corpse. I've been watching a shit ton of national geographic and never fully realized just how badass lionesses are.

30. What are your favorite books?
-The Boy Detective Fails. Runner ups are One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest and The Great Perhaps.

31. Do you have any siblings?
- A little brother and a little sister.

32. Do you like to dance?
-Not at all.

33. What is your definition of cheating?
-Just being overly intimate with someone that isn't your lover. Physically, mentally or emotionally.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
-No.

35. Do you regret anything?
-A few things.

36. Do you have any phobias?
-I think I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. Also I get shaky at end of the world conspiracies, and the idea of someone I love dying long before I do.

37. Ever broken any bones?
-Nope!

38. Ever come close to death?
-Not really?

39. What is your religion, if any?
-No religion.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
-Yep.

41. Are looks important in a relationship?
- Its certainly a big factor?

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
-My mother.

43. What is your favorite season?
-I like them all.

44. Do you have any tattoos?
-Nopers. I've thought about it. A lot. But nope.

45. Do you have any piercings?
-uhhh Three in each ear that are usually empty and a belly button piercing.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
-1.

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
-Not exactly. Well maybe on Robert Downy jr.'s Sherlock Holmes.

48. Who is your celebrity crush?
- Zooey Deschenel, Scarlett Johannson, Michelle Rodriguez. Yes. They're all women.

49. Are you a virgin?
-Oh god no. ;w;

50. Do you get jealous easily?
-I used to. But I think lately I'm a little more secure in myself and my love life.

51. What is your favorite type of food?
-Italian. And baked goodies.

52. Do you ever want to get married?
-Yeah, why not? I'm just not in a rush like everyone else seems to be.

53. Who was your first kiss with?
-Dakoter. Unless you count when I was a wee one. Then it was a different Dakota.

54. Have you ever been cheated on?
-No, sir!

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
-Any date that involves lots of sweet talking and making out. I love kissing. So very much.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
-Introvert.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
-Yessir!

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
-Any talent? I feel kinda talentless lately.

59. What is your saddest memory?
-

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
-No. The only case I fully believe in is the case of my mother and Dobby.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?
-I guess in a way.

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
-I think my hairs dying because of it. ;w;

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
-I don't think so? I don't think I was ever on anyone's radar.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
-No siree.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
- I don't know... I've snorkeled with sting rays? I've kissed a wallaby. But that might be common knowledge? Uhhhhhhhhhh. My favorite pair of panties are covered in cow skulls.

66. Who are you jealous of?
- Anyone who has a plan or even idea as to what they want out of life. And sometimes my sister, who is a lovely girl who should be loved by everyone, my family just tends to pick favorites.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
-Naw. Usually real animals or my boyfran.

68. How long was your longest relationship?
-Four years in January~

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
-Half full, usually.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
-Hmmmm. Make me laugh while we have sexy time. Or laugh during sexy time. I think showing that your having fun is sexy.

71. Who is your most loyal friend?
-I feel like my social life has withered and died, and it kinda depresses me that I don't know how to answer this. ._.

72. Are you in a relationship?
-Yup.

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
-Everything.  I'm not being cheesy either. Even the things that can piss me off are endearing and comforting.

74. Are you a bad person?
-Only sometimes. Mostly I think I'm good.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
-Lover.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?
- Hung out with family, plus dakota and dal and his adorable kids, and ate an insane amount of mac n cheese.

77. What is your favorite quote and why?
- "The only time you believed in God was at night, because you were afraid" it was a letter the grandpa in The Great Perhaps sent himself, and its a letter I relate to.

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
- God. I have no idea.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- I would go back and actually be there for my mother when she was diagnosed with cancer and going through treatments instead of being a stupid self absorbed teenager.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
- Spend it with Dakota and my family. And eat and drink whatever I wanted.

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
-Its hard choosing one. Probably the one where I had to save alien kittens and get them of a tiny island and onto their mother ship. And whenever they hit water they dissolved.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- Relationship.

83. Who were you in a past life?
- My moms convinced I was some sorta crazy healer. Cause she did some weird hippy past life regression thing and saw someone who was me but not really me (like in dreams I guess?) who was some healer. I was probably just someone who did nothing spectacular though.

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
- Playing pokemon shit at my old buddy Cassies house.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- No siree.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
- Creepy stuff.

87. If you were the president, what would you do?
- Legalize gay stuff, make it so transexuals can not be fired from their jobs for that etc, and most importantly FREE HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION FOR EVERRRRYYYOONNNEEE~

88. What is your ideal career?
- Sex ed teacher. I also fantasize about owning a tea house/cafe/art gallery in a nice pretentious town.

89. What is your political affiliation?
-Democrat?

90. Are you conservative or liberal?
- Very liberal.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
- Women. There's really only one man I've found pleasant to stare at and want to fondle and love on.

92. Do you like kissing in public?
- I like kissing anywhere.

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
-I'd make it a happy place to be. I figure that kinda covers everything.

94. Where would you like to live?
- Somewhere that's green and wet. Near the river or ocean. I really like the portland area and the coast.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
- One of those African safari tours!

96. Describe yourself in one word.
- Cautious.

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
I think I'm a weird snob that needs to figure out where she's going.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
- There's two versions. One where I'm out of college, happy, comfortable, starting a career, possibly a marriage, and living in a nice little house with Dakota and a dog. The other one is where I'm jobless, clueless, lonely, living with my mother, so deep in debt I may never get out and just generally unhappy.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
- I don't think I've done anything great yet.

100. What is the meaning of life?
- 42
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I GIVE UP

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After several weeks of improperly digesting my food and not sleeping and disrupting my boyfriends sleep and missing school and freaking out during classes and having this terrible feeling of impending doom every single night. I GIVE UP. And I'm calling the doctor. And I'm getting my meds back.

I am so disappointed.
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